Muffins are under-appreciated, ugly cupcakes by HikariNoMelody, literature
Literature
Muffins are under-appreciated, ugly cupcakes
Muffins are ugly cupcakes that are under-appreciated
Friends, family, lovers of foods, and those of you with a sweet tooth
Take a moment to hear the absurd.
Absurd as the topic of my lecture may be, it is true.
Muffins are ugly cupcakes.
Yes, this breakfast food is not pleasing to the eye
But the shape of the muffin is the same
As the infamous and beloved cupcake!
As surprising an astonishing this revelation may seem,
Both take the shape of cups,
And cups do shape them both.
I do not mean to degrade the cupcake, but
Why is the healthier snack
That sometimes has little sprinkles of
Oats, grains, berries, nuts, and chocolate chips
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